What are we going to do with all these bows? Flowers, ruffles, lace… as Susie Bubble likes to put it Lulasim. While it’s lovely to see soft-focus pictures of young women with the sunlight hitting their long hair just-so, I seriously can’t go anywhere near this kind of girlie affliction unless there’s something more sinister mixed in there. I just can’t do it, I feel more authentic wearing a chicken suit.

Nice, but naughty enough.

Enter LouLou Loves You! a UK knicker designer turn bow master. The knickers are sweet and ginghamy… with a rockabilly twist. Nice, but naughty enough. Corresponding bows (£12) can be worn as a barrette or a brooch, they don’t have to be worn as an entire ensemble.. but hey, wearing the bows might give the boy something to think about…